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The Last Nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with
his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the
back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his
son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well-dressed, attractive, and serious
looking woman in a gray business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
on it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully
drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and
twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the
nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has
suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before,
it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
No," the woman replied, "I'm with the
IRS."
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